Day 124- Even Steven

It's become pretty obvious to everyone in the NHL's front office that even though the Flyers are clearly the best team in the Eastern Conference, every team in the East is going to make the playoffs. Because of the parity. After considering several different playoff formats, many consisting of events that were used to reduce the number of teams in Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden Temple of to just 2, they realized that it would be more cost efficient to create more tie-breakers and keep the playoff format as is, with 8 teams from each conference. Please see the new, longer, list of tie-breakers below:

1. Number of wins
2. Number of goals for
3. Number of goals against
4. Combined height of all players under 6 feet tall
5. Number of players that can sing "American Pie" in its entirety
6. Number of players who have not cheated on their wife
7. Captains Iron Chef - Duck balls
8. Homerun hitting contest at Fenway
9. Which team can find Natalie Holloway first
10. Which enforcer can look at Amy Winehouse naked longer without throwing up
11. All euro player pants-off dance-off. The Hoff to judge.
12. Amount of time it takes to pin Brendan Fraser
13. If a player can adequately explain to me why girls wear both pants and dresses at the same time
14. Number of players that can take love potion # 9 and not start "kissing everything in sight"
15. Jenga