Can't really tell you why, except that Fran and I had to drink enough Bud Light Limes, Yeunglings, and Coors Lights to get our newly minted Flyers lineup all the way through our last attempt at winning the Cup in NHL '09 before we retired the game for good - and we did it. In the course the announcers were for some reason (because we told them to) calling JVR by the nickname Rabbit and we're happy to report it worked. To the tune of 14 goals and 10 assists in 21 playoff games. Yes we made him 7'5 and his slapshot power and accuracy were both at 100, as was his speed, but we're fairly sure the results would have been the same no matter how we made him.
So when one of your friends finally comes around during the season and starts checking out the most racially diverse Flyers blog on the internet and asks you who Rabbit is you can just scoff at him/her. Because just like you were crushing it at the crib with your boo to that Nelly and Kelly Rowland song when everyone was still doggy-grinding to "Hot in Herre," you knew this first too.
JVR is Rabbit. Try it out, it feels good.
posted by Ryan at
2:58 PM
4 Comments:
Seriously, say this out loud:
"And Rabbit scores for a case of Tastykakes"
Now, aren't you really pumped?
maybe as a first couple of years thing. reminds me of super troopers alot.
if this kid turns out to be the next john leclair (as he is projected to be) then ill call him whatever he wants to be called
Was there a Rabbit in Super Troopers? Ah there was wasn't there...there was a Bunny in Platoon too. Nothing could be as bad ass the Kung Fu Panda the TBS annoncers put me through during Sunday's Phillies Giants game. Dennis Ekersley has penis breath.
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