One of you rabid Flyers fans has to jump on this one. For only $85 (after shipping) you can be walking around the corridors of the Wach with a jersey on that makes people go "what the hell is that?" But you'll know that it's Ray Emery's jersey from Atlant Mytishchi from last season, as will a few select dire hard fans. The anonymity is what makes it great. That and there's a big bad ass bear on the front. If this Emery deal starts to pan out you can proudly tell some random babe that you're Ray Emery's agent and he made you live with him in bunk beds in Russia last year, and that you have to wear his game worn (which this is not) jersey so he can easily find you in the crowd when play is down in the offensive zone. You're basically his xanax and he loves when his xanax gets laid in the parking lot between the 2nd and 3rd periods.
Or conversely, if Emery hasn't even shown up for the game and we've just traded Daniel Carcillo and our first round pick from 2023 to the Islanders for Marty Biron, you can just say that your buddies made you wear it because last night you set a new beer league record with 40 goals in one period. And they're not going to let you take it off until you get laid between the 2nd and 3rd periods. For that one you might want to mention that you washed it since last night and tonight. Washed it in million dollar bills, because that's probably the only way it's going to work.
posted by Ryan at
10:16 AM
3 Comments:
There's this guy in section 107 who takes pictures before every game. He has a different obnoxiously obscure jersey every game. This has his name written all over it.
That sounds like a good deal. Do you think the Islanders would trade Biron? He's a bit inconsistent but brought his team to the conference finals two years ago. Who would the Islanders have left in net if they didn't get a goalie in return though?
think of all the street cred you'll get rockin the russian emery jersey
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