Lil Weezy: 4th Liner?

Today in Vorhees, the Flyers held a light workout following a physical game last night in DC. The Flyers, with only 2 lines of legitimate scoring, were able to get a point out of last night, but that doesn't mean that Paul Holmgren was happy about the last two shoot-out losses. "We need to do better, to finish the way we start, and we need some swagger around here..." He noted as the team boarded their bus back to Philadelphia. By the time the team showed up this morning to the rink, a new face was in the locker room, suiting up for practice: Lil' Wayne.

"Wheezy brings a lot of grit, rhymes, good clothes and guns to our team" Holmgren stated as the team hit the ice. Wayne, or as his new teammates have been calling him, Wayne-O, figures to make a big push to get on the 4th line. "I'd love him to center me and Ash" Riley Cote said. "Anytime you can add a guy like Wheezy on your line, you know you can fight anyone, because he'll probably [stab] someone...I mean the guy didn't tattoo his face with black tears for nothing..." Lil Wayne should bolster the scoring on the bottom 2 lines, as well as offer the Flyers something they've been missing for a long time....Nike Air Force One skates. "They are really sick, I love the way they match my hemp necklace" Jeff Carter stated. "Wheezy brought us so much hot beats and Ice, I don't even think Hartnell can stand with all the bling he's got in his 'fro now."

Lil Wayne signed an entry level contract, and hopes to play against the Wild on Thursday. We here at FGSB think that the kid might stick on the big team. Especially since his bodyguards won't even let Powe step on the ice. There is also talk of Scottie Upshall being asked to rap on the upcoming remix of "Got Money". "Wheezy asked and I accepted, so the next few weeks I'm going to try to come up with fresh rhymes for words like Cooperall, Dornhoffer, and Cheesesteak..."

It's hard to believe, but it looks like Holmgren did it again! Let's Go Flyers.