Monday, January 5, 2009


You're not even cruising ebay looking for badass Flyers shit are you? You mustn't be if this watch didn't get purchased. This is a watch that tells you the Flyers schedule! The date, the opponent, the game time, the location. How the hell do you even know when their playing now? What do you do? Go to the internet and look? Spend hours combing through the newspaper? Walk over to your magnetic schedule on your fridge? You could've had it so easy...


Not only does this watch look cool, it sounds cool too. That's right - it plays a melody when a game is about to start. So when you're stuck at work late in a meeting with the boss and a little electronic tune comes out of your totally radical orange Flyers watch he'll know without even asking - it's game time and he's going to be one employee short for the rest of the night.

The rubber strap. The "uni-sex adult" look. You really blew it this time. And it could have been yours for only $100. Well, I hope you enjoy watching the 4 or so games that you manage to find the starting times for during the rest of the season.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How will I ever sleep soundly again knowing I have declined such an offer on something as intricate and conveinent as that little Flyers watch? It'll be weeks before I can look in the mirror.

Lol, but seriously, that was a cool watch. Tacky, but cool nonetheless.

January 5, 2009 at 7:37 PM  
Blogger Salmon said...

That is SO friggin' awesome.

Why you tell me about this after Christmas?

http://flyerfrequent.blogspot.com

January 5, 2009 at 10:17 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

I just jizzed in my pants.

January 6, 2009 at 9:44 AM  

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