All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

What a intense couple of weeks here at FGSB. Christmas shopping has been completed around puck drops, and we're just about finished making Riley Cote a "Get Well Soon" card. Pretty soon we'll be off to fight for a seat in Church and then rip open a bunch of hockey-stick-shaped presents. The Flyers are playing good enough that I don't really have much to rant about here(especially with Santa double checking his list). So while the team is playing well, I decided to sneak into the locker room in Voorhees and get the scoop on what everyone is asking for from Santa. I was pretty shocked at what I found...

Danny Briere: The groin of a 14 year old boy, an Ace of Base CD, and some sort of fur "throw" to wear during warmups.
Scottie Upshall: For someone to please listen to him, and for the love of god put him back on Jeff Carter's line.
Jeff Carter: Jesus does not get gifts, he just snipes from the top of the circle. Carter then began to walk on (frozen)water and turned a loaf of bread into 200 fish....or something like that.
Aaron Asham: "Those of the First Nation believe that we killed Santa Claus in 1963 with a samuari sword and that his spirit still resides inside of Wayne Gretzky..." (He said this without blinking, so it totally creeped me out...)
Luca Sbisa: To be able to get into da club with Lupul, smoke some dirt with Cote, and to touch a girl's "swiss misses"
Mike Richards: Wants an All - Star selection, the Stanley Cup, and a mouth guard attached to his jersey, so when the whistle blows, he can just spit it out and start chirping right away.
Kimmo Timonen: Just wants a really comfortable turtleneck that says "Ossi & Kimmo = BFF"
Braydon Coburn: Wants more commercials featuring Braydon Coburn.
Simon Gagne: Wants his "Simon Gagne: Lovesongs" jazz flute CD to finially drop on store shelves, and a gigantic, padded, indestructible helmet.
Marty Biron: Wants it to be the 2007 playoffs again.
Scott Hartnell: "A beer pong table, 2 beer bongs, 50 solo cups, 8 ping pong balls, a 6 foot bong packed with some fresh buds, a pack of cards, 300 Keystone Lights, enough meat to grill for 48 hours and some of Lupul's loose women....oh and some more Pert Plus, that shit goes fast!"
Ryan Parent: Wants a G-damned roster spot...
Glen Metropolit: Wants this blog to stop sending dirty pictures of their members to his home address.
Riley Cote: Wants his face back.
Joffery Lupul: Wants this bump on his horn to go away. (He showed me, and it was huuuuge)
Claude Giroux: Wants a chance.
John Stevens: "Oh, I don't know....maybe about a dozen more of those nifty shirt-&-tie combo's from Ross? If anyone wants to splurge, I guess TJMax would have some as well. I keep having to lend them to Berube, so I'll need about 5 more for the remaining 50 games..."

Wow, I can't wait to see what presents Santa leaves in their lockers in a few days! Happy Christmas to all ( except Rangers, Penguins and Devils fans, you pricks)! I'll be "off the grid" for a few days after tomorrow. May Santa bring us something we all want this year...a trip to the Finals. Let's Go Flyers.