Mike Richards On Naughty List

Yesterday I lied. That picture of Fran in front of the Fathead working on the blog....well I didn't tell you the whole truth. What Fran was actually doing was hacking into Santa's Database in the hopes of determining if FGSB has been naughty or nice this year. As we suspected, we're near the top of the naughty list right below Sean Avery, probably because of things like the ensuing events. While we were in we thought it might be fun to check on the Flyers. The fun stopped after we checked on Flyers captain Mike Richards. When Santa throws someone on the naughty list he doesn't do it arbitrarily. It's a system. And like any system he needs reason codes, comments, and attachments to understand the history of his decisions - 6 billion people is a lot to keep track of. So when we saw Mike Richards on the naughty list we wondered what could have landed the much revered Flyers hero in this shameful group. And when we dug deeper we saw it.

That mother fucker cursed:



We're still waiting to hear if their will be any discipline dished out by either the league or the Flyers, but as far as Santa goes the judgment has been rendered. The file also made reference to a phone call Santa received from Chase Utley on Richards' behalf, but Santa reminded Chase that he was lucky to have won the World Series, which cancelled out all his public swearing, or his new plastic hair wouldn't have been coming this year.