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Huzzah! I just want to thank the guys for giving me a crack at this live blog! I won't dissapoint you guys! Here we go!
*note - Mike Richards just winked at me!

1st Period 20:00 - Just so you know I'll be counting the minutes down instead of up like they do on the scoresheet. It always confuses me. The Flyers are wearing black tonight and I am LOVING it!

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18:10 - Gagne scores himself into the net! Super Dooper effort!

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16:40 - If the Islanders are the Golden Girls then Mitch Fritz is Bea Arthur! PECO Powerplay!!!

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14:30 - OMG!!! Sbisa has a black eye! Not sexy Luca!!!

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12:16 - First commercial break of the game and the Flyers are getting a penalty. Why have they started putting a black band at the top of the screen with the movie's name in it during all movie commericals? That makes me want to suck on a lollipop!

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10:37 - Uh, 'scuse me? Why were D Powe and Metro Sexy out there killing that penalty? Or not killing it? Huzzah!

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9:36 - This is about as fun as going to a straight bar. 2-0 Golden Girls.

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8:05 - Holy shit! Rockin Riles to Arron Asham!! We're back in it!!Like Bobby Clarke's wine in me!

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4:43 - Our 4th line is jackhammering the Islanders! They're skiing circles around and through them!

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3:12 - I love the goal cam...great view! Marty the one man party!

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End of the first! Time to drink 2 Diet Snapples. See you in a few!!

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Start of the 2nd and Scott Hartnell is pushing that ugly dude. Get him birdogg!!Loooooving it!!

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16:59 - Rockin Riles and Big Bird dance...turns out worse for both of them then when I first danced with Father O'Malley!

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14:25 - Here's how it goesYou and me, up and downBut MAYBE this time we'll get it rightWorth a fight'Cause love is something you cant SHAREWhen it breaks (When it breaks)All it takes is some tryin'If you feel like leavingI'm not gonna BEG YOU TO stay'Cause soon you'll be findingYou can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my loveYou can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my loveSo, if you goYou should know (you should know)It's hard to just forget the pastSo fastIt was good (it was good) It was bad but it was realAnd that's all you haveIn the end our love matters (Oh no no no yeah)If you feel like leaving I'm not gonna BEG YOU TO (I won't BEG YOU TO stay)Cuz soon you'll be findingYou can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my loveYou can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my love(You can run, you can run)(You can hide, you can hide)But you can't escape my love (my love)You can run (you can run)You can hide (you can hide)But you can't escape my loveHere's how it goesAll it takes is some tryin' (Baby you can run)If you feel like leavin'I'm not gonna beg you to stay (I won't beg you to stay)Cuz soon you'll be finding (you'll be finding)You can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my love (Can't escape my love)If you feel like leavin'I'm not gonna beg you to stay (You can't escape my love)Cuz soon you'll be findingYou can run, you can hide,But you can't escape my loveYou can runYou can runYou can run (Baby you can run, baby you can hide)You can run (But you can't escape my love)You can run (Baby you can run, baby you can hide)You can run (But you can't escape my love)You can run (Baby you can run, baby you can hide)You can run (But you can't escape my love)You can runYou can run You can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my loveYou can run, you can hideBut you can't escape my love.

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What is Jareds? Are those real diamonds?

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11:51 - Darryl Powe gets his first NHL goal and the announcer says Ka-Pow! He must have been up until 4 AM thinking of that one! Where were Powe's front teeth?!? I bet you could fit a three muskateers in that hole!

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9:03 - Is John Stevens sponosored by Van Huesun? I think I see a little bit of the box still on his shirttie. John, please pack your things, you are not America's Next Top Model!! Huzah!!

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6:20 - Joffrey Lupul 2 minutes for looking sexuuuuual! No, just kidding. Lupul saved $600 that shift by missing the net twice.

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3:58 - Jeff Carter cashes in on some sloppy seconds!! Huzah!!!

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3:24 - All of a sudden it's 4-on-4...like last Friday's heavenly twister match!

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0:43 - Gagne turns on the jets but can't get it up...in the top corner that is! Super Dooper!!

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And that's the end of the second period. Time for a Lean Cuisine and a couple scoops og Hagen Daz!! Do you think Oprah could score on Marty Biron? Because she scores on my heart every day on DVR. Think about that for the next 20 minutes.

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20:00 3rd - Let me just say before the puck drops - If the Flyers let the Islanders tie it like they usually do I'm going to lose my Zamboner....never to be found again...

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17:43 - That was gayer than me. 3-3.

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13:50 - Metro! You just missed a better chance to score than Neil Patick Harris would have with me!

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13:06 - I smell a short handed goal....I also smell my new passsion peach sea breeze candle! Deeeeeelicious!!!

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Just was watching P.S. I Love You by mistake. Did I miss anything?

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8:52 - xoxo - Simon Gagne. 4-3.

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5:41 - Did he just say Myer and Nodle locked horns? That's sexual....

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2:05 - Mike Richards just got plowed from behind. No penalty! What luck....

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End of the Game! Flyers squeeze it out and are now tied for second in the division! I hope that was as sexual for you as it was for me! Good night and good hockey!